1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:03,462 Previously on Gilmore Girls: 3 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:05,005 - I'm going in. - You can't. 4 00:00:05,088 --> 00:00:06,798 - I'm going in. - It's Thursday afternoon. 5 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,634 - I know. - He works on Thursday afternoons. 6 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:09,760 Oh, my God! 7 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:11,053 You're getting back with Dean! 8 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:13,305 - You know what these are? - They look like tickets. 9 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:14,389 To P.J. Harvey. 10 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:15,474 I can't date you, Tristin. 11 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:18,185 - Have you seen Luke around? - He's probably at the diner. 12 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:21,063 He was supposed to be at the diner, but he's not. 13 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:23,815 We were supposed to meet for lunch, but he didn't show. 14 00:00:23,899 --> 00:00:26,485 You have almost no free time with your work at the diner. 15 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:29,530 And lately, every spare moment has been spent... 16 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:31,365 - not with Rachel. - That's not true. 17 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:33,158 - Who are you going with? - Rory. 18 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,160 - What? - Rory's going out with you? 19 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:36,245 Yes, she is. 20 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:38,580 But recently, he's been... 21 00:00:38,664 --> 00:00:41,834 Other places, your place, actually. 22 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,086 - I think I'm hiding. - I think you are, too. 23 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:46,296 It's just a little weird having her in my place. 24 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:49,049 - I thought that's what you wanted. - It was... Is. 25 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:51,385 Max Medina, this is Luke Danes. 26 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,595 Luke owns the diner. He has the greatest coffee. 27 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:55,013 I'm not going to P.J. Harvey. 28 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,224 - Tristin says you are. - Then he lied. 29 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:58,433 I saw the tickets. 30 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:01,645 I just left my toolbox from when I was here earlier, fixing things. 31 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,106 I do a lot of little things around here for Lorelai. 32 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:05,357 Rachel, no. 33 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,235 She and I are just friends. I told you that a thousand times. 34 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:11,822 We can't keep getting this close to have something derail us again. 35 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,700 There's only one thing I could think of that could solve it. 36 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:18,328 Break up. I'm not interested in a murder-suicide kind of thing. 37 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,330 We should get married. 38 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:21,498 Dean? 39 00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:26,420 - I feel like an idiot. - Why? 40 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:28,881 I come all the way out here, and I see you with him! 41 00:01:28,964 --> 00:01:31,341 A proposal has to be something more... 44 00:01:37,181 --> 00:01:39,057 It should be magical. 45 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,560 There should be a thousand yellow daisies. 46 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:42,895 - Dean. - What? 47 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:44,563 - Stop! - Why? 48 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:47,983 Because I love you, you idiot. 49 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:50,903 Not 1,001, not 999, but 1,000. 50 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,238 I don't question the orders. I merely fill them. 51 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:54,698 I don't want an answer now. 52 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:57,659 I've thought about this. I want you to do the same. 53 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:00,245 I love you, Lorelai Gilmore. 54 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:01,872 Oh, my. 55 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:29,983 You should get married in Italy. 56 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:31,985 All the way from home, the same topic. 57 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:33,987 There's tons of stuff going on in the world. 58 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,113 - Like? - Balkans. 59 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:36,907 That was ages ago. Read a paper. 60 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,534 They make my hands black. 61 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:41,411 You should walk down the aisle to Frank Sinatra... 62 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:44,039 with a huge bouquet of something that smells really good. 63 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:45,123 Pot roast. 64 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:47,209 You should wear a long veil with your hair up. 65 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,753 I'll take any other subject in the world for $200, Alex. 66 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,421 Why don't you wanna think about this? 67 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:54,091 I haven't made my mind up about the 'yes' or 'no' part... 68 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:57,135 so I don't want to start fantasizing about dresses and flowers... 69 00:02:57,219 --> 00:03:00,138 or doves and tulle until I do. So please change the subject. 70 00:03:00,556 --> 00:03:02,808 The bridesmaids should pick their own dresses. 71 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,393 You know how in All in the Family... 72 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:06,270 Edith would be yapping about something... 73 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,981 and Archie would pretend to hang or shoot himself? 74 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:11,233 Something about this moment made me think of that. 75 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:14,695 - Fine, I'm done. I'm taking these to Lane. - Okay. Meet me at Luke's. 76 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:17,322 - Get me a paper, please. - But my hands. 77 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,761 - No. No more talking. - But, Mama, please. 78 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:23,347 Not for you to think about. All under control. 79 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:24,515 Give me a hint. 80 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:27,476 Children will know what their parents think they can handle. 81 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:30,354 - I'm sorry, was that the hint? - Back to work. 82 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,071 I came to bring you some of my mom's flowers. 83 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,113 Thanks. 84 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:42,533 - Are you okay? - No. I'm not okay. 85 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:45,327 What's wrong? Did she find your CD burner? 86 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:49,331 My parents are sending me to Korea for the summer to visit my cousins. 87 00:04:49,832 --> 00:04:53,085 - So? - They won't tell me when I'm coming back. 88 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,003 What do you mean they won't tell you? 89 00:04:55,087 --> 00:04:57,506 I mean, they bought me a one-way ticket. 90 00:04:57,631 --> 00:05:00,884 - One-way. The plane goes there and stops. - Are you sure? 91 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,553 I called the airline to confirm it... 92 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:05,180 and my parents were in their room whispering all morning. 93 00:05:05,264 --> 00:05:08,183 When my mother came out, she looked very happy. She was humming. 94 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:11,687 I swear, they're planning on sending me to Korea for the rest of my life. 95 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:13,480 It's like that Sally Field movie... 96 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:15,899 where the husband wouldn't let them return from Iran. 97 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:17,860 Except, I won't have to keep my head covered. 98 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:18,944 Calm down. 99 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:21,280 Are you listening? I am being shipped off to Korea. 100 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:23,615 I think you're freaking out a little prematurely. 101 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:26,243 - Really? - Yes, let's think about this. 102 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:30,122 Maybe there's some deal with the airline and that's why the ticket's one-way... 103 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:33,292 or maybe they haven't worked out the plans with your cousins yet... 104 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:37,254 or there's a weather consideration or a holiday you don't know about... 105 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:40,465 I'm really going to miss you. 106 00:05:40,549 --> 00:05:43,802 Lane, come here, please. 107 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,554 I have to go. 108 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,640 You've been a good friend. 109 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:55,981 Hi, Bootsy. 110 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:59,776 So, apparently, they shoot a gland from a pig's head... 111 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:03,447 in Ivana Trump's rear end twice a month to keep her looking young. 112 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,157 Hope she's not kosher. 113 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,659 I don't know. It doesn't say here. 114 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:22,174 - Hey. - What? Nothing. 115 00:06:23,509 --> 00:06:25,344 - You a Leo? - No. 116 00:06:25,469 --> 00:06:28,305 Thank God. Those guys are screwed this week. 117 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:55,123 What're you reading? 118 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:57,668 God. Do not sneak up on a person like that. 119 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,503 'InStyle Weddings. 'Very interesting. 120 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:00,921 No, not very interesting. 121 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:04,174 - Get any ideas? - Yes, we should have cake more often. 122 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:05,801 Hey, Bootsy, I'll take this. 123 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:08,178 - No, I just... - That's $6. 124 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:11,473 - Lorelai, so? - Hi, Patty. 125 00:07:11,557 --> 00:07:14,309 - InStyle Weddings. You said yes. - No, not yet. 126 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:15,978 - She said 'yet. ' - I know. 127 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:17,104 I'm right here. 128 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:20,065 - He's a good man? - Yeah, he's a great man. 129 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:23,569 I just love this. Have you told Luke? 130 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:25,904 No, it just happened last night. 131 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:28,907 Patty, stop it. I'll tell him. 132 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:31,034 It's not that big a deal if he just finds out. 133 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:32,452 Whatever you say. 134 00:07:32,536 --> 00:07:36,290 It just so happens we are on our way over there to have breakfast... 135 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:38,041 - and I'll tell Luke then. - Be gentle. 136 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:39,209 Patty, Luke and I are... 137 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:42,504 Just friends. Yes, I know. 138 00:07:42,588 --> 00:07:45,174 - It's true. - Okay, let's go. 139 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:49,136 - It is. - I know. 140 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:53,015 What is with this place? Why will nobody believe me? 141 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:54,641 - They believe you. - No, they don't. 142 00:07:54,725 --> 00:07:56,560 I promise they believe you. 143 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,271 - You are pacifying me. - Just a little. 144 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:02,024 - I don't like it. - I'll see if I can stop. 145 00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:21,251 I can't wait for the movie theater to reopen. 146 00:08:28,217 --> 00:08:29,885 Let's see, what looks good? 147 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:33,805 I'm so unbelievably hungry, I'll have to order breakfast and lunch. Crazy. 148 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,974 - Mom, go tell him. - I will. 149 00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:37,434 - Now. - Why? 150 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:41,355 Because in five minutes, someone's about to be pushed through that window. 151 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:43,065 This is crazy. 152 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:45,526 Why is everybody making such a big deal about this? 153 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:47,986 Because everyone knows that Luke has a thing for you. 154 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:50,072 - Luke does not have a thing for me. - Tell him. 155 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:53,575 We can barely have a conversation without biting each other's heads off. 156 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:55,702 - Tell him. - Everything about me repulses him... 157 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:57,371 my coffee-drinking, my eating habits. 158 00:08:57,454 --> 00:09:00,499 Remember when I called him Ranger Bob last week? He hated that. 159 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:02,417 Will you get me a muffin when you're there? 160 00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:03,961 Okay. God. Fine. 161 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,052 Hey. 162 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:13,929 Fresh coffee will be ready in a minute... 163 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:16,640 unless you want to just roll up a dollar bill and go nuts. 164 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,350 No, thanks, I can wait. 165 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:22,062 - What the helI's going on with them? - I don't know. 166 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,857 Crazy people. The whole town should be medicated... 167 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:28,694 and put in a rec room with Ping-Pong tables and hand puppets. 168 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:31,697 What? 169 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,574 Nothing. I... 170 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,785 I have something to tell you. 171 00:09:36,869 --> 00:09:38,787 I have something to share with you, actually. 172 00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:40,164 - Share with me? - Yes. 173 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:42,124 When exciting things happen in your life... 174 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,667 you wanna share them with people... 175 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,502 who you think will find them exciting... 176 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,087 - which I think you will. - What is it? 177 00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:48,463 It's very... 178 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:51,508 Exciting, I heard. I'm prepared to jump up and down if necessary. 179 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:53,552 Okay, then, here it is. 180 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:57,890 Max has asked me to marry him. 181 00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:01,810 Yeah, I figured. 182 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,021 - You did? - It was obvious. 183 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,815 You two were getting kind of close, he was around a lot. 184 00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:11,236 Then last night with that life-changing-thing comment... 185 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:14,239 I put two and two together and figured it out. 186 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,659 - Congratulations, by the way. - Thank you. 187 00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:20,996 - Have you set a date? - No, I haven't answered him yet. 188 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:23,332 - You're going to say yes. - How do you know? 189 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:25,918 You're making a big deal about telling me he proposed. 190 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:27,544 I don't think I'm making a big deal. 191 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:29,963 You wouldn't do that if you weren't going to say yes. 192 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:32,799 I'm sharing something with you. It is not making a big deal. 193 00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:34,718 Sharing is a nice gesture... 194 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,929 like when you're a kid and you have a Popsicle... 195 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,515 and you break it in two and offer half to another kid. 196 00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:41,558 That's sharing. That is what I'm doing. 197 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:44,228 - You offered me half a Popsicle? - Yes. 198 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:48,065 - Okay, so, now you know. - Now I know. 199 00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:54,321 I'll have two blueberry muffins and some coffee. 200 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,323 - Coming right up. - Okay. 201 00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:00,285 I think it's good you're doing this. 202 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,162 You do? Good. Me, too. 203 00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:05,499 Not that I'm definitely doing it, but if I do, then it'll be good. 204 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:06,792 Where are you going to live? 205 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,418 - What? - Here? Hartford? 206 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:11,004 Here. I don't know. We haven't talked about it. 207 00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:13,423 Hartford's probably good, closer to Rory's school. 208 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:16,593 - Yeah, I guess. - Of course, it is a little far from the Inn. 209 00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:18,428 Yeah. 210 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:21,807 But who knows how long you'll work after you're married. 211 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:22,850 Excuse me? 212 00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:24,726 But you probably already talked about that? 213 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:27,563 No, but I think he and my father have come to an agreement... 214 00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:29,106 on how many goats I'm worth. 215 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,817 I'm just talking here. It's great, really. 216 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,903 - You're going to have more kids? - Personal. 217 00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:37,030 I mean, he wants kids, right? 218 00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:40,576 - In the world? Yes. He wants kids. - You haven't talked about that either. 219 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:43,370 What we have and haven't discussed is none of your business. 220 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,581 Joint checking accounts? You know his last name? 221 00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:46,915 I want my Popsicle back. 222 00:11:46,999 --> 00:11:49,835 - Fine, it's your business. - Yes, it's my business. 223 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:53,422 Some people go their entire lives without having these conversations. 224 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:57,301 My parents didn't discuss a thing my entire childhood, worked fine for them. 225 00:11:57,342 --> 00:12:01,805 But when my mom died, she hadn't told Dad where the coupon drawer was. 226 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,099 Took him 10 years to find it. 227 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,852 - Used a coffee can the whole time. - Okay. 228 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,187 I don't care what anyone says. 229 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,314 A coupon can is not as good as a coupon drawer. 230 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:11,565 How are those muffins coming? 231 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:14,776 But you know what? You might like a coupon can. You never know. 232 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:17,613 Here you go, two blueberry muffins. 233 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,156 Thank you. 234 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,283 And congratulations again. 235 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:30,584 - Now what's going on? - Kirk passed out. 236 00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:33,378 - Here's your muffin. - Thanks. 237 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,255 How'd he take it? 238 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:38,133 Fine. He took it fine. 239 00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:52,105 - Is everything okay? - Yes, I'm just tied to the emergency brake. 240 00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:53,524 How did you do that? 241 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:56,068 You know, with a flourish and a big ending. 242 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,861 Okay, I got it. Let's go. 243 00:12:58,195 --> 00:13:01,365 - My coat. - It's pretty warm out for a coat. 244 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:04,701 It tends to cool off the minute I get in that house. 245 00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:06,119 - Are you good? - I'm good. 246 00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:08,372 - My keys. - Mom. 247 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,916 They're in the ignition. Okay, I got them. Let's go. 248 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,751 - What is wrong with you? - Nothing. 249 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:13,919 You got lost coming here. 250 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,462 - I took a wrong turn. - Six times. 251 00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:18,632 My self-preservational instincts at work, ladies and gentlemen. 252 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,092 And the coat and the keys? 253 00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:21,802 - I got stuff on my mind. - Max stuff? 254 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,554 - No. Stuff stuff. - You're lying. 255 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,472 I'm being mysterious. That's what women do. 256 00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:27,099 - Mom... - Look. Doorbell. Pretty sound. 257 00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:29,226 You always make me tell you what I'm thinking. 258 00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:32,604 And the lesson we've learned is you should never become a spy. 259 00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,356 You're here. Richard, they're here. 260 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,275 - Wonderful. - Come in. 261 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,318 - No. - Why? 262 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:40,279 Because you're scaring Rory. 263 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:45,367 Stop that. Get in here. Scaring Rory. You're so silly sometimes. 264 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:49,705 Let's get you a drink. Put your coat down. And are you hungry? 265 00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:52,082 I had Antonia make some Roquefort puffs. 266 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,876 Antonia, bring the puffs. 267 00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,003 Come, sit down. Richard. 268 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:59,464 - Say nothing until I get there. - Hurry up. 269 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,674 Mom, what's going on? 270 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,551 The nails. 271 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,470 So, tell me what's new with you girls. 272 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,097 Nothing. 273 00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:10,767 Grandma, what about you? Did something special happen? 274 00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:13,061 Well, as a matter of fact... 275 00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:16,148 For goodness' sake. Richard, damn it! 276 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:19,276 Mom, why don't you just tell us what's happening now? 277 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,404 All right. I can't wait for your grandfather any longer. 278 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,948 You know I'm very good friends with Bitty Charleston... 279 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,325 the headmaster's wife. 280 00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:27,951 We have this little arrangement... 281 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,579 where she keeps me apprised of the goings-on at Chilton. 282 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,624 She tells me all the gossip on the students and their parents... 283 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:36,418 and any piece of information I might find useful. 284 00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:40,839 Well, this afternoon, she called to tell me the class list just came out... 285 00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:43,926 and Rory has finished in the top three percent. 286 00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:45,886 I know. 287 00:14:46,512 --> 00:14:49,264 You do? Who do you know at Chilton? 288 00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:51,642 Rory. 289 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:55,812 It wasn't definite, but I had a pretty good idea. 290 00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,940 Rory, wonderful news... 291 00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,442 you finished in the top three percent of your class. 292 00:15:00,526 --> 00:15:03,320 Yeah, Dad, J. Edgar Hoover over here was just telling us. 293 00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:04,363 What? 294 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,990 I told you not to say anything before I got here. 295 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,076 - You took too long. - No, we already knew. 296 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,370 - It's a simple request. - Just hang up the phone. 297 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,705 It's good news either way. Let's all agree on that. 298 00:15:13,789 --> 00:15:15,833 I am immensely proud of you, Rory. 299 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,292 Yes, we knew you could do it. 300 00:15:17,376 --> 00:15:18,752 We certainly did. 301 00:15:18,836 --> 00:15:21,755 We have to celebrate. Next week, we will have a special dinner. 302 00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:23,674 Grandma, all of your dinners are special. 303 00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:25,133 This one will be extra-special. 304 00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:28,804 We'll make all your favorite foods, and you can invite some of your friends. 305 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:31,598 There's an excellent chance that presents might be involved. 306 00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:33,183 You guys do not have to do this. 307 00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:35,561 - For the top three percent... - We most certainly do. 308 00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:38,522 You start late, have to catch up, and by the end of the year... 309 00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:40,774 you've overtaken everyone. A true Gilmore. 310 00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:42,025 Through and through. 311 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,277 Dinner is ready. 312 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,237 Thank you, Antonia. Shall we? 313 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:48,073 After the top three percent in her class. 314 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,200 Well, thank you very much. 315 00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:53,996 Just go ahead and start without me. I've got to check in at the Inn. 316 00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:56,748 MicheI's there by himself. People could die. 317 00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:58,375 Well, hurry up. 318 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,508 - Hello? - Where are we going to live? 319 00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:08,552 - Lorelai? - Where are we going to live? 320 00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:11,054 - Well, I... - Your house? My house? 321 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,307 - I don't know. - We have to figure this stuff out. 322 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:17,102 I have a life and a kid, and both of them require a house of some sort. 323 00:16:17,186 --> 00:16:20,230 - Okay, but... - I have stuff. I have a lot of stuff. 324 00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:23,025 You haven't seen my closet yet, but you would not believe... 325 00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:25,068 the amount of stuff one person can accumulate. 326 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:28,280 I don't even know what this stuff is, but it's there and it's mine... 327 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,490 - and it needs a place to live. - Well... 328 00:16:30,574 --> 00:16:32,326 - And I want to work. - What? 329 00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:33,494 And I like my bank. 330 00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:34,578 Okay, hold on... 331 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:37,080 The teller's name is Margie and she can't count. 332 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:40,959 There's something poetic about banking in a place where the teller can't count. 333 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,252 - Lorelai. - What? 334 00:16:42,336 --> 00:16:44,796 Calm down. Talk to me. 335 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,424 It's just... 336 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:54,765 If I die, I want you to know where the coupon drawer is. 337 00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:58,227 I would like that, too. I think. 338 00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:01,605 Well, we need to figure these things out before... 339 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,565 Before what? 340 00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:06,568 - Are you saying yes? - What? 341 00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,111 Are you saying yes? 342 00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:09,446 Why are you asking me that? 343 00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:11,782 Because you call me, out of the blue. 344 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:14,535 You're panicked about where we're going to live and bank... 345 00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:15,828 and coupon drawers and Margie. 346 00:17:15,911 --> 00:17:18,413 These are important things to discuss. 347 00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:19,790 I agree. 348 00:17:19,832 --> 00:17:24,503 They're extremely important things to discuss, especially if you're saying yes. 349 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,046 Are you? 350 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:30,717 I am so thrilled about this. Will you get a certificate? 351 00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:31,802 I'm not sure. 352 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,346 They should give you a certificate or a plaque. 353 00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:36,098 I'll talk to Bitty about that tomorrow. 354 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,141 I can't wait to tell Telman McCabe about this. 355 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:39,268 Oh, Richard. 356 00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:42,020 He's always bragging about that simpleton grandson of his. 357 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,605 William is a lovely boy. 358 00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:46,024 - His head is shaped like a football. - It is not. 359 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,861 If he fell asleep in the park, someone would try to punt him. 360 00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:51,363 - Telman is a very dear friend of yours. - Yes, he is. 361 00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:54,867 And one should always share wonderful news with one's good friends. 362 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:55,993 You just want to brag. 363 00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,286 I think I have a right. 364 00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:59,246 You'd think you were the one who finished... 365 00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:01,039 in the top three percent of your class. 366 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:04,585 It was my genes. I get to claim a little responsibility. 367 00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:06,253 Goodness. 368 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:08,255 I just spilled on my shirt. 369 00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:11,341 What are you doing? What are they doing, Emily? 370 00:18:11,425 --> 00:18:13,760 I have no idea. Stop that, you two. 371 00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:16,263 - Sorry. - Yeah, sorry. 372 00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:18,557 What is going on? 373 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,727 I'm just really jazzed about this whole three-percent thing. 374 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,979 Yeah, really, really jazzed. 375 00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:27,566 Don't even try to understand, Richard. 376 00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:31,028 Antonia, please bring some club soda for Mr. Gilmore's shirt. 377 00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:37,075 We're running out of clarified butter. Chop that finer. 378 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:38,452 No parboiling. 379 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:44,082 That looks good. Add a little pinch of oregano. I think we've got it. 380 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,918 Okay, got your lobsters. 381 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:48,921 Are they good? They look good. Yes, they do. 382 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,548 It's got my hand. 383 00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:56,136 Thanks. Okay, I'll be fine. I'm a good clotter. Don't worry. 384 00:18:57,179 --> 00:19:01,058 You are fresh, aren't you? Okay, in the back. 385 00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:04,937 - Michel, I'm gonna need you to move. - In a minute. 386 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:07,439 - What are you doing? - I am weighing my turkey. 387 00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:08,524 Why? 388 00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:10,692 A group of scientists did a study on rats... 389 00:19:10,776 --> 00:19:12,986 where they cut their daily calories by 30%. 390 00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:14,071 And you felt left out? 391 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,948 No, the rats lived 30% longer. 392 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:19,201 The scientists were so impressed that they cut their own calories... 393 00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:20,327 just like the rats. 394 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,204 It was a very nice display of solidarity. 395 00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:25,749 I have decided to do the same. I figure if I stay alive long enough... 396 00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:29,044 these scientists will be able to cure anything, including death... 397 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:32,005 therefore ensuring my indefinite existence. 398 00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:34,007 You're going to live forever? Like on Fame? 399 00:19:34,091 --> 00:19:35,551 Don't speak to me. 400 00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:36,969 Give me back my scale. 401 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:40,138 I have an announcement to make, and it's big... 402 00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:42,641 and it's fabulous and you are not going to believe it. 403 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,893 - Goodbye. - Wait. I got news. 404 00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:48,355 Well, I'm sure it's very exciting. Excuse me. 405 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:49,606 What's with the turkey? 406 00:19:49,648 --> 00:19:51,233 He thinks he's going to live forever. 407 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,734 - Like on Fame? - That's what I said. 408 00:19:52,818 --> 00:19:56,488 A hundred years from now, I'll sit around telling my fellow men of science... 409 00:19:56,572 --> 00:20:00,993 about the two of you, and we will giggle like little girls at your ignorance. 410 00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:02,995 Now I have work to do. 411 00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,455 He did say 'giggle like little girls,' right? 412 00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:08,500 Forget him. Tell me about your fabulous news. 413 00:20:10,169 --> 00:20:12,212 - I'm engaged. - What? 414 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:13,922 I'm getting married. 415 00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:15,007 - No. - Yes. 416 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:17,801 - No. - What? 417 00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:18,969 Sookie. 418 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:22,556 Oh, my God. This is amazing. I'm shaking. 419 00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:25,767 Max is a wonderful man. It is Max, right? 420 00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:27,519 - Yes, it is Max. - Good. 421 00:20:27,853 --> 00:20:30,981 - I knew it. I knew you'd get engaged. - Really? God, I didn't. 422 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:32,691 - You're going to be a Sadie. - A what? 423 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:33,775 A Sadie. 424 00:20:33,859 --> 00:20:37,613 Sadie, Sadie, married lady Meet a mortgagee 425 00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:39,448 - Funny Girl! - Streisand! 426 00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:41,450 - Stop it. - Who's catering? 427 00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:43,660 - Bobby Flay? - Not funny. 428 00:20:44,036 --> 00:20:46,413 - I'm making the cake also. - Absolutely. 429 00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:49,583 I'll start a menu. Something light and romantic to start with... 430 00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:52,002 something that will go wonderful with champagne. 431 00:20:52,044 --> 00:20:55,214 Truffles go wonderful with champagne. And scrambled eggs. 432 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:56,298 Sookie? Honey? 433 00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:59,801 I know scrambled eggs don't sound very festive, but when you put them... 434 00:20:59,885 --> 00:21:03,972 in a little quaiI's eggshell with caviar on top, they're quite a crowd-pleaser. 435 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:06,183 What's with the waterworks, lady? 436 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,643 It's just... 437 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,186 I don't know. 438 00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:12,814 You raised that little girl all alone, and she is so great... 439 00:21:12,898 --> 00:21:14,942 and you work your butt off here... 440 00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:17,736 and you go to school and you put up with me. 441 00:21:18,779 --> 00:21:21,990 - You just really deserve this. - Thank you. 442 00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:27,287 Prepare yourself for the most gorgeous Brussels sprouts ever. 443 00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:31,208 Sookie, are you okay? Are you hurt? Have you been making cutlets again? 444 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,961 Lorelai's getting married. 445 00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:37,130 I love saying that. Married. 446 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,967 That's great. Congratulations. 447 00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:41,885 Thanks, Jackson. 448 00:21:41,927 --> 00:21:44,054 Do you want to look at the Brussels sprouts? 449 00:21:44,096 --> 00:21:45,722 Yes, I do. 450 00:21:47,224 --> 00:21:50,936 What about some nice Brussels sprouts with garlic olive oil for the wedding? 451 00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:54,606 That sounds like a 'till death do us part' kind of side dish, doesn't it? 452 00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:56,149 I wouldn't know. 453 00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:58,569 What do you think is the most romantic vegetable? 454 00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:01,989 - You know, I'm the wrong guy to ask. - You're the vegetable guy. 455 00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:04,783 The normal vegetable guy, not the romantic vegetable guy. 456 00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:07,995 I would have no idea what an appropriate vegetable would be... 457 00:22:08,078 --> 00:22:10,622 to serve at a wedding. I've never even been to a wedding. 458 00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:12,875 One. My cousin Bonbon. 459 00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:14,126 Yes, that's his real name. 460 00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:16,920 And I didn't stay long and I didn't notice the vegetables... 461 00:22:16,962 --> 00:22:19,673 so I would not be the guy to ask about wedding vegetables. 462 00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:22,092 I'm not the wedding vegetable guy. 463 00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:26,680 Jackson's got'Panicked, my girlfriend wants to get married' face on. 464 00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:29,766 Yes, next time he's here, tell him that you're pregnant. 465 00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:31,560 - With twins. - Why not? 466 00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:35,480 So, what's the latest? 467 00:22:35,564 --> 00:22:37,983 I just got off the phone with the American Consulate. 468 00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:39,026 And? 469 00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:41,820 - Can you say 'Hyung Yung'? - No, and what is that? 470 00:22:41,904 --> 00:22:43,238 My Korean name. 471 00:22:43,322 --> 00:22:44,990 There must be something you can do. 472 00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:48,702 I'm a minor. I've been put in the custody of family by my parents. 473 00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:50,662 That's it. It's over. 474 00:22:50,746 --> 00:22:53,499 You have to at least try to talk to your family. 475 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:54,791 I don't know. 476 00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:58,795 - Dinner. - I have to go. Last meal. 477 00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:00,464 Call me later. 478 00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:09,389 Coming, Mama. 479 00:23:10,057 --> 00:23:11,558 Do you want Tater Tots also? 480 00:23:11,642 --> 00:23:14,144 - That's a rhetorical question, right? - Right. 481 00:23:14,228 --> 00:23:17,105 So, what kind of dress are you thinking of? 482 00:23:18,857 --> 00:23:21,527 The one Stephanie Seymour wore in the Guns N' Roses video. 483 00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:23,529 Did you pick your colors yet? 484 00:23:23,612 --> 00:23:24,947 - Yes. - Really? What? 485 00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:27,699 - Spumoni. - I am planning this wedding without you. 486 00:23:27,783 --> 00:23:30,828 You will have no say, and I may not even let you come. 487 00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:35,916 - Hello? - Rory? Good, it's Max. 488 00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:37,209 Hey, Max. 489 00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:40,254 Look, I've been out ring shopping all day. 490 00:23:40,379 --> 00:23:42,506 Ring shopping? Very interesting. 491 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:45,050 Now, I've narrowed it down to three different rings... 492 00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:47,511 but I want to get her something she'll really like... 493 00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:50,347 not something she tells me she likes, but she really hates. 494 00:23:50,389 --> 00:23:52,474 You know her taste in jewelry better than I do. 495 00:23:52,558 --> 00:23:54,518 I thought maybe you could give me advice. 496 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,646 Anything with the word 'foxy' on it is a big crowd-pleaser. 497 00:23:57,729 --> 00:23:59,690 Maybe for our first anniversary. 498 00:23:59,731 --> 00:24:01,984 - Okay, I'm listening. - Okay. 499 00:24:02,401 --> 00:24:06,572 The first ring has a gold band... 500 00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:10,742 and sort of a square diamond. It's simple, but very classic. 501 00:24:10,826 --> 00:24:15,080 Gold band, square diamond, simple, classic. I'm not sure that's really her. 502 00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:17,040 Okay. The next one... 503 00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:20,752 is sort of an engagement band... 504 00:24:20,836 --> 00:24:23,881 with small diamonds all around it, white gold... 505 00:24:24,006 --> 00:24:27,467 and there's a wedding band that sort of fits into it, like a set. 506 00:24:27,551 --> 00:24:30,929 White gold engagement band, small diamonds around it... 507 00:24:30,971 --> 00:24:33,390 with wedding band that fits into it. 508 00:24:33,682 --> 00:24:35,225 That's a possibility. 509 00:24:35,434 --> 00:24:36,518 What's the third one? 510 00:24:36,602 --> 00:24:38,061 The third one... 511 00:24:39,771 --> 00:24:40,898 is from the '20s. 512 00:24:40,939 --> 00:24:42,566 From the '20s? 513 00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:44,443 Large diamond in the middle... 514 00:24:45,944 --> 00:24:47,571 diamond clusters on the sides... 515 00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:51,116 and it's a little deco. 516 00:24:54,411 --> 00:24:57,873 That sounds great. Good going. She's going to be ecstatic. 517 00:24:57,956 --> 00:25:00,876 - She's right there with you, isn't she? - What? No. 518 00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:02,544 I thought I heard her bark. 519 00:25:02,628 --> 00:25:05,589 No, that's just a wild jackal that hangs out here sometimes. 520 00:25:06,131 --> 00:25:08,759 - Put Cujo on the phone, please. - One sec. 521 00:25:09,176 --> 00:25:10,385 Here, boy. 522 00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:14,097 Hello, Max. What a pleasant surprise. 523 00:25:14,181 --> 00:25:15,766 I just walked in. 524 00:25:17,643 --> 00:25:19,394 - Hi. - Am I late? 525 00:25:19,478 --> 00:25:21,438 - No, right on time. - Good. 526 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:25,108 - Are you coming in? - In a sec. Where's your mom? 527 00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:27,027 In the kitchen, on the phone. 528 00:25:27,110 --> 00:25:28,987 Beginning, middle, or end of a conversation? 529 00:25:29,071 --> 00:25:33,075 It concerns jewelry, so there may not be an end to the conversation. 530 00:25:33,158 --> 00:25:34,660 Good. 531 00:25:35,244 --> 00:25:36,537 Hi. 532 00:25:39,790 --> 00:25:41,750 - I missed that. - Me, too. 533 00:25:42,459 --> 00:25:45,963 So, this whole breaking-up thing, we tried it. 534 00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:47,339 Yeah, we did. 535 00:25:47,422 --> 00:25:49,132 - Didn't really work for me. - Me, either. 536 00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:51,552 Okay, good. So it's decided. Breaking up, not for us. 537 00:25:51,635 --> 00:25:54,596 Not that it's a bad thing. I'm sure some people like it. 538 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:58,767 Sure. Cher, Gregg Allman. I bet they give it a big thumbs-up. 539 00:25:58,976 --> 00:26:00,185 Did you pick out your ring? 540 00:26:00,269 --> 00:26:03,188 Yes. He's going to surprise me with it tomorrow. 541 00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:04,314 '20s deco? 542 00:26:04,356 --> 00:26:07,109 Supposedly ripped off of Zelda Fitzgerald's cold, dead hand. 543 00:26:07,192 --> 00:26:08,193 - Hey, Dean. - Hey. 544 00:26:08,277 --> 00:26:09,319 When's dinner ready? 545 00:26:09,361 --> 00:26:11,572 - Do I look like a timer? - I thought you'd set one. 546 00:26:11,655 --> 00:26:12,823 Timers are for kids. 547 00:26:12,865 --> 00:26:14,199 Ten minutes, we're there. 548 00:26:14,241 --> 00:26:15,284 I'll get it set up. 549 00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:16,785 What's the movie for tonight? 550 00:26:16,869 --> 00:26:18,704 My God, a classic. 551 00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:20,831 The Joan and Melissa Rivers Story. Starring... 552 00:26:20,914 --> 00:26:21,957 Joan and Melissa Rivers. 553 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,876 A mother and daughter torn apart by tragedy. 554 00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:25,669 - Suicide. - Not getting The Tonight Show. 555 00:26:25,711 --> 00:26:27,296 - Mean boyfriends. - Identical noses. 556 00:26:27,379 --> 00:26:28,338 You'll laugh, you'll cry. 557 00:26:28,422 --> 00:26:29,715 'Cause you're laughing so hard. 558 00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:31,091 It'll be an evening to remember. 559 00:26:31,175 --> 00:26:32,176 In the pivotal scene... 560 00:26:32,217 --> 00:26:35,345 where a distraught Joan gets locked out of High Holiday services... 561 00:26:35,387 --> 00:26:36,430 'cause she's late... 562 00:26:36,513 --> 00:26:40,517 I will be forced to rewind it and play it over and over about 4,000 times. 563 00:26:41,435 --> 00:26:43,395 You'll never be the same. 564 00:26:47,232 --> 00:26:48,442 It's nice to have you back. 565 00:26:48,525 --> 00:26:49,985 Thanks. It's nice to be back. 566 00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:52,112 - We missed you. - I missed you guys, too. 567 00:26:52,196 --> 00:26:55,699 No, I mean, we really missed you. 568 00:26:56,992 --> 00:26:58,994 You need the water bottle changed, don't you? 569 00:26:59,077 --> 00:27:00,954 - Desperately. - Rag. 570 00:27:01,038 --> 00:27:02,372 Thank you. 571 00:27:06,210 --> 00:27:07,878 Where's Dean? 572 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,755 - Getting water. - You're shameless. 573 00:27:09,838 --> 00:27:10,881 - He offered. - Please. 574 00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:14,259 The first thing he said to me was, 'Lorelai, can I change your water?' 575 00:27:14,343 --> 00:27:16,428 What can I do? The kid's a freak. 576 00:27:21,683 --> 00:27:23,936 I'm so sorry she's got you doing chores already. 577 00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:25,479 I don't mind. 578 00:27:25,562 --> 00:27:27,814 You will. She pulled out the mower this morning. 579 00:27:27,898 --> 00:27:30,442 If that movie is anything like you described... 580 00:27:30,526 --> 00:27:32,528 mowing might be a good alternative. 581 00:27:32,611 --> 00:27:35,072 - I wanted to ask you something. - Yeah? 582 00:27:35,781 --> 00:27:38,867 My grandparents are having this special dinner for me next week. 583 00:27:38,951 --> 00:27:41,578 It's nothing big, but they said I could invite someone... 584 00:27:41,662 --> 00:27:44,081 and you've never seen my grandparents' house... 585 00:27:44,122 --> 00:27:46,750 and I'd really like you to meet my grandpa. 586 00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:49,920 What? 587 00:27:49,962 --> 00:27:53,924 It's just the last time I met your grandma... 588 00:27:53,966 --> 00:27:57,219 was the night of the dance, and you know how that turned out, so... 589 00:27:57,302 --> 00:27:58,929 The dance was a long time ago. 590 00:27:58,971 --> 00:28:02,266 She's over it by now. I'm sure everything will be fine. 591 00:28:02,474 --> 00:28:03,684 You want me to go? 592 00:28:03,809 --> 00:28:05,561 Yeah, I want you to go. 593 00:28:06,478 --> 00:28:07,938 Then I'll go. 594 00:28:08,397 --> 00:28:09,481 Good. 595 00:28:10,983 --> 00:28:15,821 Oh, my. That coffee can is just so high up there. Whatever will I do? 596 00:28:15,988 --> 00:28:17,156 Coming. 597 00:28:20,325 --> 00:28:23,495 Antonia, take this and put it in the dining room, please. 598 00:28:25,122 --> 00:28:27,416 I like that tie. 599 00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:29,793 Yes, it's rather snappy, isn't it? 600 00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:33,255 Don't you dare get on that phone. They'll be here any second. 601 00:28:33,338 --> 00:28:34,590 I'm not getting on the phone. 602 00:28:34,673 --> 00:28:38,343 I'm going to give Rory that first edition of Mencken's Chrestomathy. 603 00:28:40,929 --> 00:28:42,681 Well, hello there. 604 00:28:44,016 --> 00:28:46,685 - Well, hello there. - Grandma, you remember Dean, right? 605 00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:48,478 Yes, I do. Nice to see you again. 606 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:52,357 Thanks. Your house is great. It's huge. 607 00:28:52,858 --> 00:28:55,777 - I've never seen a house this huge before. - Thank you. 608 00:28:55,861 --> 00:28:58,989 So few people bother to notice the hugeness of the house anymore. 609 00:28:59,031 --> 00:29:02,993 Mom, it was so nice of you to tell Rory to invite a friend tonight... 610 00:29:03,035 --> 00:29:06,538 seeing as this is her night. That was really nice of you. 611 00:29:07,164 --> 00:29:09,208 - It was my pleasure. - Good. 612 00:29:09,708 --> 00:29:13,212 Don't just stand there. We have a celebration to attend. Come in. 613 00:29:23,222 --> 00:29:25,807 So, what would everyone like to drink? 614 00:29:25,891 --> 00:29:29,895 I'll have a white wine, and Dean will have a beer. 615 00:29:30,062 --> 00:29:31,313 - What? - Corona, right? 616 00:29:31,396 --> 00:29:33,941 No. I don't want a beer. I don't drink beer. 617 00:29:34,024 --> 00:29:36,735 I'll have a water or soda or anything. 618 00:29:36,777 --> 00:29:40,739 Or nothing. Not beer. Never beer. Beer's bad. 619 00:29:40,823 --> 00:29:43,909 Relax, Dean, that's just Lorelai's little sense of humor. 620 00:29:43,992 --> 00:29:46,745 - You're very cruel. - Yes, it keeps me young. 621 00:29:46,787 --> 00:29:50,332 I'm just going to sit here and stare at my hands. 622 00:29:50,415 --> 00:29:52,626 - Soda, Dean? - Please. 623 00:29:53,502 --> 00:29:55,462 - Rory? - I'll have a beer. 624 00:29:58,257 --> 00:30:00,676 I'm sorry, Dean. We're not laughing at you. 625 00:30:00,759 --> 00:30:04,012 - Wait, I think I was. - I think I was a little, too. 626 00:30:04,388 --> 00:30:06,974 Richard, there you are. Come join us. 627 00:30:08,350 --> 00:30:09,393 Hey, Dad. 628 00:30:09,434 --> 00:30:11,979 Grandpa, hi. This is Dean. 629 00:30:12,437 --> 00:30:15,148 - Dean, this is my grandpa. - Hi. 630 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,402 Sorry. Hi. 631 00:30:19,653 --> 00:30:20,988 Hello. 632 00:30:21,446 --> 00:30:25,200 - It's nice to meet... - Does everyone have drinks? 633 00:30:29,788 --> 00:30:31,957 Yeah. We all have drinks. Thanks. 634 00:30:38,797 --> 00:30:40,799 Should we do the beer thing again? 635 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,427 I don't think so. 636 00:30:51,226 --> 00:30:54,396 Grandma, I can't believe you found a recipe for beefaroni. 637 00:30:54,479 --> 00:30:57,107 It wasn't easy. Antonia thought I'd gone insane. 638 00:30:58,275 --> 00:30:59,735 No one needs a comment from you. 639 00:30:59,818 --> 00:31:02,404 No, I was just going to say what's the secret? 640 00:31:02,738 --> 00:31:04,323 Let's just say it's not beef. 641 00:31:04,781 --> 00:31:07,034 - Okay. I'm done. - Me, too. 642 00:31:07,201 --> 00:31:09,495 Dean, would you like some more? 643 00:31:11,997 --> 00:31:14,166 No. I'm fine, thanks. 644 00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:16,793 Then, I guess it must be present time. 645 00:31:17,085 --> 00:31:18,295 You didn't have to. 646 00:31:18,337 --> 00:31:19,588 Yeah, Mom, you didn't have to. 647 00:31:19,671 --> 00:31:22,633 Unless you got something that'll fit me, too. If so, good going. 648 00:31:22,674 --> 00:31:25,093 Here you go, Rory. Congratulations. We're so proud. 649 00:31:25,177 --> 00:31:26,720 Thanks, Grandma. 650 00:31:27,721 --> 00:31:30,974 - Thanks, Grandpa. - Now, go on. Open it. 651 00:31:31,308 --> 00:31:32,809 Okay. 652 00:31:34,269 --> 00:31:37,189 Oh, pens. All yours. 653 00:31:37,231 --> 00:31:38,273 It's beautiful. 654 00:31:38,357 --> 00:31:40,776 I think the top student deserves the top tools. 655 00:31:40,859 --> 00:31:42,444 Thank you so much. 656 00:31:43,946 --> 00:31:45,113 Really. 657 00:31:47,699 --> 00:31:50,410 Well, pens are very nice, but I just bet... 658 00:31:50,494 --> 00:31:53,997 there is a fabulous, fancy dessert just sitting out there in that kitchen. 659 00:31:54,081 --> 00:31:56,250 As a matter of fact, there is. Twinkies. 660 00:31:57,292 --> 00:31:59,837 Rory told me that was her favorite dessert. 661 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:02,381 Emily Gilmore, you are one classy broad. 662 00:32:02,464 --> 00:32:05,008 Antonia, please bring out the Twinkies. 663 00:32:05,050 --> 00:32:07,386 I can't believe I just heard you say those words. 664 00:32:07,427 --> 00:32:08,720 Don't get used to it. 665 00:32:08,804 --> 00:32:10,013 So, Dean... 666 00:32:11,181 --> 00:32:13,725 where are you planning to go to college? 667 00:32:15,227 --> 00:32:18,313 Start off with 'What's your favorite baseball team?' or something. 668 00:32:18,397 --> 00:32:19,565 I'm talking to Dean. 669 00:32:19,648 --> 00:32:21,108 I don't know yet. 670 00:32:21,191 --> 00:32:23,068 - You don't? - No, not yet. 671 00:32:23,569 --> 00:32:26,113 What kind of grades do you get? 672 00:32:26,196 --> 00:32:28,031 Richard, please, don't grill the boy. 673 00:32:28,073 --> 00:32:31,577 I'm not grilling the boy. It's an easy question. 674 00:32:31,660 --> 00:32:33,370 A's? B's? C's? 675 00:32:33,829 --> 00:32:35,080 I get a mixture, actually. 676 00:32:35,164 --> 00:32:38,417 A mixture? What's the ratio? 677 00:32:39,751 --> 00:32:41,962 I'm just trying to get to know the boy, Emily. 678 00:32:42,045 --> 00:32:44,548 After all, Rory brings home a young man to dinner. 679 00:32:44,631 --> 00:32:47,092 The least we could do is find out something about him. 680 00:32:47,176 --> 00:32:48,802 He changes a mean water bottle. 681 00:32:48,886 --> 00:32:50,846 I get a couple of A's... 682 00:32:51,346 --> 00:32:54,308 a couple of B's, a few C's. 683 00:32:54,433 --> 00:32:57,227 - Really? - I'm not great in math. 684 00:32:57,269 --> 00:32:59,188 Yeah. Except, who is, really? 685 00:32:59,271 --> 00:33:01,273 Except mathematicians or blackjack dealers... 686 00:33:01,356 --> 00:33:03,483 or I guess Stephen Hawking doesn't suck. 687 00:33:03,567 --> 00:33:06,778 But you know what else is good, Mom, is a ho ho. 688 00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:10,908 Because if you can't find a Twinkie, you treat yourself to a nice ho ho. 689 00:33:13,785 --> 00:33:16,497 - How long does it take to open a box? - She's making them. 690 00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:19,166 She's making the Twinkies? You're kidding. 691 00:33:19,291 --> 00:33:22,085 Richard, wasn't there a book you wanted to give Rory? 692 00:33:22,127 --> 00:33:24,963 - In a minute, Emily. So, Dean... - Grandpa... 693 00:33:25,047 --> 00:33:27,758 ...you do know that Rory's going to an Ivy League school? 694 00:33:27,799 --> 00:33:28,800 I know. 695 00:33:28,884 --> 00:33:30,928 - Harvard, Princeton, Yale. - He said he knew. 696 00:33:31,011 --> 00:33:33,222 You need top grades to get into a top school. 697 00:33:33,305 --> 00:33:36,266 Yeah. Rory's really smart. 698 00:33:36,517 --> 00:33:38,602 Yeah. She is really smart. 699 00:33:38,685 --> 00:33:41,271 - Mom? - Why don't we all go sit in the... 700 00:33:41,355 --> 00:33:44,942 How are you planning to make a living once you graduate from this college... 701 00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:46,777 you haven't thought anything about yet? 702 00:33:46,818 --> 00:33:48,904 Grandpa, can we talk about something else? 703 00:33:48,987 --> 00:33:50,531 I'm going to get that book. 704 00:33:50,614 --> 00:33:52,115 I asked you a question. 705 00:33:52,324 --> 00:33:54,493 I don't know what I want to do. 706 00:33:54,743 --> 00:33:57,246 You know, when I was 10 years old... 707 00:33:57,746 --> 00:34:00,290 I knew exactly where I wanted to work. 708 00:34:00,457 --> 00:34:03,335 That's because you were always picked last for dodge ball. 709 00:34:03,377 --> 00:34:05,420 I knew I wanted to go to Yale... 710 00:34:05,504 --> 00:34:08,841 and put on a nice suit every day and be a very important man... 711 00:34:08,882 --> 00:34:10,801 in a very powerful firm. 712 00:34:10,968 --> 00:34:13,470 And I knew I wanted to travel and see the world. 713 00:34:13,637 --> 00:34:14,638 That's great. 714 00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:18,225 I wanted to see La Traviata at the La Scala opera house. 715 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:22,271 I wanted to walk the ruins of Pompeii. I wanted to travel the Far East. 716 00:34:22,354 --> 00:34:24,273 Or be a ballerina, or a fireman. 717 00:34:24,356 --> 00:34:25,732 Lorelai, this isn't funny. 718 00:34:25,816 --> 00:34:29,987 It's a little funny to think of a 10-year-old kid dreaming of the La Scala opera house. 719 00:34:30,028 --> 00:34:32,906 Rory does. Rory wants to travel. Rory has plans. 720 00:34:32,990 --> 00:34:33,991 Rory's special. 721 00:34:34,074 --> 00:34:35,784 Yes. Exactly. 722 00:34:36,076 --> 00:34:37,661 Rory is special. 723 00:34:38,203 --> 00:34:40,622 - I know that Rory's special. - I've got it. 724 00:34:40,706 --> 00:34:43,917 Dean is special, too, Grandpa. You don't even know him. 725 00:34:44,001 --> 00:34:45,878 - I know enough. - No, you don't. 726 00:34:45,961 --> 00:34:50,007 Dean is incredible, and he's special to me. And I bring him here, and you attack him. 727 00:34:50,090 --> 00:34:52,176 I will not be spoken to like that in my house. 728 00:34:52,217 --> 00:34:53,260 Here, give her the book. 729 00:34:53,343 --> 00:34:54,428 This family has standards. 730 00:34:54,511 --> 00:34:56,889 You live up to them. You should expect that everyone... 731 00:34:56,972 --> 00:34:58,724 you spend time with live up to them also. 732 00:34:58,807 --> 00:35:01,435 You are a gifted girl with immense promise... 733 00:35:01,518 --> 00:35:04,813 and you should learn very early that certain people can hold you back. 734 00:35:04,897 --> 00:35:07,858 Grandpa, stop it. You cannot treat Dean this way. 735 00:35:07,941 --> 00:35:10,277 I'm sorry. Excuse me. I have to work. 736 00:35:10,819 --> 00:35:11,862 Grandpa. 737 00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:16,909 Thank you for the dinner and the gift, Grandma... 738 00:35:16,992 --> 00:35:19,578 but I really think we should be going. 739 00:35:19,995 --> 00:35:21,246 Thanks. 740 00:35:22,414 --> 00:35:23,790 I'm sorry. 741 00:35:30,756 --> 00:35:33,759 Am I crazy? That's supposed to be us, right? 742 00:35:40,015 --> 00:35:43,519 Want to come in and have some dessert? You never did get your Twinkie. 743 00:35:44,228 --> 00:35:46,772 No, thanks. I think I should get going. 744 00:35:46,855 --> 00:35:48,815 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 745 00:35:49,399 --> 00:35:52,945 Okay, all I can say is, Dean, tonight you officially became a Gilmore girl. 746 00:35:53,028 --> 00:35:54,780 Feels good, huh? 747 00:35:54,822 --> 00:35:57,866 - Yeah. - See you later. Meet you inside. 748 00:36:02,037 --> 00:36:03,789 I don't even know what to say. 749 00:36:03,872 --> 00:36:05,249 It's no big deal. 750 00:36:05,290 --> 00:36:08,752 I had no idea. I thought he would... 751 00:36:10,128 --> 00:36:13,006 - I am so sorry, Dean. - It's not your fault. 752 00:36:13,090 --> 00:36:16,593 None of those things he said were true. None of them mean anything. 753 00:36:16,677 --> 00:36:18,470 I don't know what made him act that way. 754 00:36:18,512 --> 00:36:21,682 Let's just forget it, all right? 755 00:36:22,391 --> 00:36:24,351 - Please don't be upset. - I'm not. 756 00:36:24,434 --> 00:36:27,145 - Dean... - I'm fine. I'm not upset. 757 00:36:30,607 --> 00:36:32,234 I have to go. 758 00:36:34,444 --> 00:36:36,822 - Call you tomorrow. - Okay. 759 00:36:43,036 --> 00:36:44,413 That man is impossible. 760 00:36:44,496 --> 00:36:45,497 Twinkie? 761 00:36:45,581 --> 00:36:47,666 He just attacks Dean out of nowhere... 762 00:36:47,749 --> 00:36:51,920 and Dean is sitting there being perfectly nice, and then all of a sudden... 763 00:36:52,212 --> 00:36:55,716 - God, I'm so mad. He's a snob. - Yes. 764 00:36:56,133 --> 00:36:59,511 And he doesn't listen. He just wants to say horrible things... 765 00:36:59,553 --> 00:37:03,182 and have you sit there and listen to him and then just agree with him. 766 00:37:03,265 --> 00:37:04,391 What is that all about? 767 00:37:04,474 --> 00:37:07,019 That is about a hundred years' worth of inbreeding. 768 00:37:07,352 --> 00:37:10,606 I've never seen him be mean before, ever. Not like that. 769 00:37:10,689 --> 00:37:12,816 I don't know how I'll ever talk to him again. 770 00:37:12,858 --> 00:37:15,986 And Dean, he must be so upset right now. 771 00:37:16,028 --> 00:37:17,863 I hate that he did this to him. 772 00:37:17,946 --> 00:37:22,034 Yes, it was bad. My father was in fine form tonight. But... 773 00:37:22,159 --> 00:37:25,370 - But? There's a 'but' from you? - Twinkie? 774 00:37:27,539 --> 00:37:29,750 I don't think my father has ever loved... 775 00:37:29,833 --> 00:37:32,211 anything in this world as much as he loves you. 776 00:37:32,294 --> 00:37:35,297 Now, that having been established, let's just consider... 777 00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:38,926 that maybe this flip-out tonight actually came from somewhere... 778 00:37:39,009 --> 00:37:43,514 that possibly has nothing to do with Dean and possibly has nothing to do with you. 779 00:37:44,056 --> 00:37:45,682 What are you talking about? 780 00:37:45,724 --> 00:37:49,353 You are the great white hope of the Gilmore clan. 781 00:37:49,436 --> 00:37:52,523 You are their angel sent from up above. 782 00:37:53,273 --> 00:37:55,275 - You are the daughter they didn't have. - Mom... 783 00:37:55,359 --> 00:37:59,404 No, it's not a feel-sorry-for-me thing. It's just the truth. 784 00:37:59,488 --> 00:38:01,532 I mean, you're going to go to college. 785 00:38:01,615 --> 00:38:04,660 Hell, you're going to graduate from high school. 786 00:38:04,743 --> 00:38:07,246 They'll get to watch you walk down the aisle... 787 00:38:07,329 --> 00:38:11,917 wearing your cap and gown and get your diploma and go to Harvard... 788 00:38:12,459 --> 00:38:16,630 and be a Phi Beta bimbo and graduate with honors... 789 00:38:16,755 --> 00:38:19,091 and just set the world on fire. 790 00:38:19,216 --> 00:38:21,927 I mean, that is the plan. Looks like it's going to happen. 791 00:38:22,010 --> 00:38:23,762 It is going to happen. 792 00:38:24,596 --> 00:38:26,932 Except for that 'Phi Beta bimbo' part. 793 00:38:27,683 --> 00:38:30,811 But then tonight, you walk in with this beautiful boy... 794 00:38:30,894 --> 00:38:35,190 who likes you enough to brave going to your grandparents' house for dinner... 795 00:38:35,274 --> 00:38:38,986 and Dad looks at you and sees you with him... 796 00:38:39,528 --> 00:38:43,282 and all of a sudden, has a terrible Lorelai flashback. 797 00:38:44,032 --> 00:38:47,077 He sees it all going away, the college, the cap and gown. 798 00:38:47,119 --> 00:38:49,663 - I'm not going to get pregnant. - I know that. 799 00:38:49,746 --> 00:38:52,583 - He should know that. - Yes. He should. 800 00:38:52,666 --> 00:38:55,502 But... You do have my eyes. 801 00:38:55,586 --> 00:38:58,338 You do realize you just spent 10 minutes defending your dad? 802 00:38:58,422 --> 00:39:01,758 I know. I'll have terrible nightmares all night long. 803 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,678 But I'll tell you what, if you cut him a little slack... 804 00:39:04,761 --> 00:39:09,224 I'll wear my 'porn star'T-shirt to dinner next week. 805 00:39:09,308 --> 00:39:10,684 - Deal. - Good. 806 00:39:15,147 --> 00:39:16,148 Hello? 807 00:39:16,231 --> 00:39:17,524 I just thought you should know. 808 00:39:17,608 --> 00:39:21,236 My parents just brought in the suitcase that I'm supposed to take on my trip. 809 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:24,781 To paint you a picture, it could fit you and me, plus everything we own... 810 00:39:24,823 --> 00:39:27,659 and still have enough room to do a little souvenir shopping. 811 00:39:27,743 --> 00:39:29,369 I am never coming back. 812 00:39:29,453 --> 00:39:33,373 What is Lorelai thinking, letting Rory run around with a boy like that? 813 00:39:33,457 --> 00:39:36,460 Of course, she isn't thinking. She never thinks. 814 00:39:36,543 --> 00:39:38,837 Richard, please. You're giving me a headache. 815 00:39:38,921 --> 00:39:41,173 And what were you thinking, inviting him over here? 816 00:39:41,256 --> 00:39:43,967 We told her she could invite someone. You were right there. 817 00:39:44,009 --> 00:39:46,094 - I did not mean him. - Please calm down. 818 00:39:46,178 --> 00:39:48,597 I will not. Did you hear the way she talked to me? 819 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,140 I heard the way she talked to you. 820 00:39:50,182 --> 00:39:51,517 She sounded like her mother. 821 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,143 You were attacking her boyfriend. 822 00:39:53,185 --> 00:39:55,187 A girl that age shouldn't have a boyfriend. 823 00:39:55,270 --> 00:39:58,065 You truly think a 16-year-old girl isn't going to date? 824 00:39:58,148 --> 00:40:00,192 Of course she'll date, and she should date. 825 00:40:00,317 --> 00:40:02,694 Proper socialization is important to a child. 826 00:40:02,736 --> 00:40:06,114 But she should not date one boy, and she should not date him. 827 00:40:06,198 --> 00:40:07,491 Don't answer that. 828 00:40:07,699 --> 00:40:08,951 I'm going to answer it. 829 00:40:09,034 --> 00:40:11,203 Emily, we are in the middle of a discussion. 830 00:40:11,286 --> 00:40:14,706 I'm sure you'll remember exactly where you were five minutes from now. 831 00:40:14,790 --> 00:40:17,209 - Hello? - Hi. Mrs. Gilmore? 832 00:40:17,292 --> 00:40:19,461 It's Sookie St. James, Lorelai's friend. 833 00:40:19,545 --> 00:40:21,255 I don't know if you'd remember me. 834 00:40:21,338 --> 00:40:23,006 Yes, you're the chef at the Inn. 835 00:40:23,048 --> 00:40:26,760 That's right. I'm sorry to call so late, but I need to ask a question. 836 00:40:26,844 --> 00:40:29,847 I'm planning a surprise wedding shower for Lorelai and Max. 837 00:40:29,888 --> 00:40:31,598 It's going to be more like a big party. 838 00:40:31,682 --> 00:40:35,227 I've cleared the date with everybody around here, so we're all set to go... 839 00:40:35,310 --> 00:40:37,688 but I wanted to make sure you guys would be around... 840 00:40:37,729 --> 00:40:41,733 before I finalized everything. It's going to be Saturday the 21st. 841 00:40:43,402 --> 00:40:45,737 I don't know. I'd have to check. 842 00:40:47,489 --> 00:40:51,743 Okay. You check, and then you call me at the Inn. 843 00:40:53,537 --> 00:40:55,873 - Yes, I'll get back to you. - Okay. 844 00:41:03,130 --> 00:41:05,424 I want you to call Rory tomorrow and apologize. 845 00:41:05,465 --> 00:41:06,466 What? 846 00:41:06,550 --> 00:41:09,845 I want you to tell her you're sorry, that you weren't feeling well... 847 00:41:09,928 --> 00:41:12,764 and you think Dean is a lovely boy and he's welcome anytime. 848 00:41:12,848 --> 00:41:14,892 Have you gone insane? Under no circumstances... 849 00:41:14,933 --> 00:41:17,269 Our daughter is getting married. 850 00:41:18,437 --> 00:41:20,898 She's getting married, and she didn't tell us. 851 00:41:20,939 --> 00:41:24,568 When Rory decides to get married, I'd like her to tell us. 852 00:41:25,944 --> 00:41:27,613 Call her tomorrow. 853 00:41:38,499 --> 00:41:40,459 - It was awful. - It sounds awful. 854 00:41:40,501 --> 00:41:42,294 That's the family you want to marry into. 855 00:41:42,377 --> 00:41:44,671 - I must be insane. - You must be. 856 00:41:46,131 --> 00:41:48,926 - Speaking of marrying into... - Yes? 857 00:41:49,635 --> 00:41:52,721 ...I have a little something for you. - Let me guess. 858 00:41:52,804 --> 00:41:55,432 Is it gum? Because you know how much I like gum... 859 00:41:55,516 --> 00:41:58,352 and how concerned I am about dental hygiene. 860 00:42:01,313 --> 00:42:02,481 Oh, my. 861 00:42:03,524 --> 00:42:04,691 You like? 862 00:42:04,942 --> 00:42:06,235 It's beautiful. 863 00:42:10,781 --> 00:42:12,115 It's too big. 864 00:42:12,157 --> 00:42:13,992 - No, it's not. - Give it to me. 865 00:42:14,034 --> 00:42:15,410 No, you can't have it back. 866 00:42:15,494 --> 00:42:17,663 - I'll get it sized. - No, it's okay. 867 00:42:17,746 --> 00:42:18,705 It's going to fall off. 868 00:42:18,789 --> 00:42:20,791 - I'll wear it on my thumb. - You won't do that. 869 00:42:20,874 --> 00:42:22,501 I'll eat a lot of salt and bloat up. 870 00:42:22,584 --> 00:42:26,463 Just let me get it sized, and I promise you'll never have to take it off again. 871 00:42:26,505 --> 00:42:28,924 In fact, I'm going to insist on it. 872 00:42:37,891 --> 00:42:41,019 - Just in a minute, okay? - Okay. 873 00:42:53,907 --> 00:42:55,742 I'm getting married. 874 00:43:38,285 --> 00:43:41,371 www. tusseries. com